About Gravityphed

Grouchiest Rock Band in the Valley

We are Gravityphed, a loud, profane rock band. We're old (50s) but still rock. As the song says - we're coming to your town (if it's Salt Lake City), we'll help you party down (unless you're a douchebag), we're fucking Gravityphed.

Our Talent

Every band and musician we represent goes through a rigorous screening and selection process that takes into account their musical skill, public persona, popularity, marketability, and more. To ensure that our performers are suitable for every event, from private celebrations to corporate events, we work hard to ...

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Presentations and Performances

Presentations and Performances

Live Music

Hard rocking, irreverent tunes, fun banter, prizes, cool stage effects, and the opportunity to sing/scream expletives at the top of your …
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We're Proud of Being

  • Profane
  • In our 50's
  • Loud
  • Mockers
  • Jokers
  • Entertainers

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Merch

Merch

Gravityphed T-shirt

A comfortable t-shirt made of heavy fabric with …
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$20.00

The Bastard's Custom Drumsticks

Customed turned in hickory by world famous …
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$25.00

Reviews

They rock it all! 
Sep 4, 2022
Alexandre Carretero

Availability

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Give Us a Shout

If you want to take the great metal to your party or want to ask us anything, send a message below.

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